My Very First JPJ Summon
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| From JPJ Summon |
Last week, when i was on my way back from town, i saw JPJ (Jabatan Pengangkutan Jalan Malaysia) manning a road block as usual. My friend told me earlier that nowadays there are a lot of JPJ road block but i didn’t bother at all. And unluckily i met JPJ on my way back home. When it was my turn, the officer stopped me.
Here’s our conversation:
Officer: Show me your IC (Identity Card) and your driving license please.
Me: Okay..
Officer: Do you know what offence you have committed?
Me: I don’t know. Anything wrong with my car? (Pretending nothing’s wrong)
Officer: Your car number plate shall not be obstructed.
Me: Is it? I thought it was ok. (Start Pretending)
Officer: No, this is illegal one. Now i want to write you a summon for this.
Me: huh.. Sorry Lah! forgive me lar.. (Act innocent)
Officer: Ok, you want me to summon you on “not fasten your seat-beat” or “Car Plate”? Seat-Belt (RM300) and Car plate (RM80). Choose either one.
Me: Errrr.. Car plate. Cheaper!! hehhee.. –_–”
Officer: Ok!
Huh, What a unlucky day!!! RM80 Fly away~~~
February 20th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Can choose one meh? The officer not bad mar…LOL! ^^
yeah.. of course i will choose the cheapest one!! haha.
February 20th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Bad boy! Not wearing seat belt AGAIN! RM80 could have taken me out for nice dinner. If me police, l’d give u TWO summonses! Adsense cheque, not cleared - money already habis! Bwahahahahaha!
yeah, i know that day you were asking me “why i’m not fasten my seatbelt when i’m driving”. Hahas. yalor.. almost habis liaw lor!~
February 20th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
serve u right!
who ask u don’t fasten ur seat belt knowing there’s road block in front!
Forgot man!! hahas.
February 21st, 2009 at 3:51 am
aaaaaah!!!! what u have earned from ur blog is not enough for the summon!!!
er.. still left a little bit. Lols. Still enough for yamcha!
February 21st, 2009 at 9:25 am
Aiyo! You didn’t act innocent enough. Many years ago when I was much younger, I was stopped by the police too. I just pretended I didn’t know what offence I committed. Just pretended to be innocent and told the police it was my first time driving car alone. He let me go without paying anything!
My offence was actually changing lanes at the traffic light : )
Next time i should learn from you. Or cry in front of the police. Wahaha. Asking him to forgive me. ><
February 21st, 2009 at 9:55 pm
LOL. At least he still give you a choice :P. So kind ar….hehe.
Yeah. Otherwise i have to pay both of the summons!! he’s quite kind lor.
February 22nd, 2009 at 1:55 am
luckly is not your pretty tinted window..
Yalah. That’s my lovely tinted window ler.
Ahbee!! BERHATI HATI SEMASA DIJALAN RAYA!! Get wat i mean?
February 22nd, 2009 at 5:12 am
your pretty tinted window?
ya. 65% tinted window. BLACK!
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:59 am
yikes! so you mean you were driving without using your seatbelt? at the same time wrong plate.
Shhh,, haha. That’s Malaysian!
February 23rd, 2009 at 7:56 pm
dong ho: Don’t be surprised, many Sibu locals drive like this wan…. LOL! ^^
Ya.. Especially Stanley!! haha.. JKJK
February 23rd, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I never got a JPJ summons but countless of police summons for highway speeding! Many areas along the North-South highways have sudden changes to 80-90kph zones without my realization at night. So tricky!
I got the speeding summon once. And it was just exceeded 11km/h only. Huh
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 pm
haha..poor little thing…
hehe.. i agree tat u r really a person who easy 4got sth…
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February 28th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Hey, show some flesh la… haha, sure no need to pay a cent!
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:17 am
well cant u bribe him? lately lots of jpj and traffic around miri too…
March 17th, 2009 at 6:58 am
Your number plate is obstructed by what?
August 21st, 2009 at 5:11 pm
hai